Upgrade Your Tushy

Toilet paper is so 2020! The time is now to toss the TP momma. Your tender tidbits deserve a Divine douse of warm water. Forget the all too familiar dry wipes with whatever ply of the white stuff you've scrounged up.

Getting down to business? We can attest deuces get wild. We’ve all popped a window or spritzed a little after a flush. It’s just a part of being human. Seemingly, with a breath of levity wafting overhead, one thing is for sure — this year brought along the phase of the toilet paper meme. And with that, the all too unnerving reality of the empty shelves they reflected. If nothing else, I think it’s safe to say we universally treasure our assets. Hopefully through this process we can initiate an opportunity to value our Earth as well. Because the Earth is our home girl and she deserves some reciprocity after all.

So in that Spirit, lil side note here: "Did you know that the US has only 4% of the world's population but uses 20% of the global toilet paper supply? The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper which is a s***load of toilet paper - especially considering each roll takes 1.5 pounds of wood to produce. Unfortunately, most of this paper comes from virgin wood from trees chopped down in Canada's pristine Boreal Forests. Not cool." [1]


That said, I’m here to suggest a particularly positive 2021 challenge doubling as perhaps your greatest strategic winter quarantine planning achievement yet. All the while upgrading you in your eco-friendly consumerism game. Basically, let’s start to properly value our booty all the while committing an Earthly duty. (Duh-dun-dun). Ok ok I’ll move on without getting much more mushy -- albeit, I’m totally into this sustainable solution called TUSHY.

Thus if nothing else has stuck, I hope your inner five year old is still curious because this is a fresh water alternative your bum will be happy to have. This means no more scarcity stocking, scrambling for a roll, or scratchy swipes across your most tender skin. Flush your worries good bye. Grab the warm water model. Adjust the temperature and the tenacity of your TUSHY SPA and say Aaaah. Here’s my community code so you'll get $5 off when you make your bold boss move to bidet. The benefits for your booty, pocket and the environment are substantial.

Still not sure? Check out the benefits of a bidet - here. At the very least the potty humor at TUSHY HQ will make you smirk. I'm a sucker for their cheeky copy in addition to being a bad ass solution to TP. Personally, I love a company who delivers a solid customer experience.

PS : Share this with your favorite #ExpectingMommas it's a perfect addition to postpartum recovery and that final stretch of the third trimester when mobility is a real b*tch. She'll love you forever.